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401 BK (Feat. Hans Gruber and the Die Hards)

from At Least More Than Halfway Dead by Sgt. Scag

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You played the game well. Avoided all the major disorders. Avoided the rehab, the reality tv, becoming a hoarder.

What will you do in your fourth quarter? Retire from the old brick and mortar to Florida and sell the McMansion. Start saying vaguely racist things to grandkids? Or cruise with your wife you adore her? Crossword puzzles from the New Yorker? This life it can only get shorter and shorter and shorter and shorter.

This is the vanishing American. Two for Five. Can I interest you in some burgers and fries? Two for Five. You’re a franchise player. Compromised for the King and I.

Who says you have to retire? Continue to inspire. We welcome your experience and leadership. Your friendly energy you come equipped. With two slow legs and that brace on your wrist. The BK logo spotted in the midst.

What’s the name of that song you sing? Have it your way then death. Make me some chicken fries you old hero. Eligibility requirements must be met.

This is the vanishing American. Two for Five. Can I interest you in some burgers and fries? Two for Five. You’re a franchise player. Compromised for the King and I.

Two for five. Two for five.

15 minutes early but you can’t punch in.

Grab a dustbin, start hustling til the lunch rush busts in.

How are you adjusting? Grist for the mill. Discounted meals, you leave unfulfilled.

Labors unskilled, you’re the slow one. Labors unskilled but you’re the slow one.

The ill salmonill must be brushed clean. If it doesn’t kill you or you're replaced by a touchscreen. Your backyard is lush green, you should be back there. Your pensions broken like our shake machine.

Gruel for a cruel world.

Look at what you do all day but take orders. Self-righteous arrived just to pay it forward.

The drive thru is backed up. You can’t get it sorted. Might just be working with crossers of borders.

These are the people you often degraded. Paraded against you said had invaded.

Not where you thought the pathway lead. You’re At Least More Than Halfway Dead.

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from At Least More Than Halfway Dead, released September 12, 2023

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Sgt. Scag New Haven, Connecticut

Sgt. Scag (aka Sgt. Scagnetti) is a fixture on the Northeast ska/punk scene since the late 1990’s. Songs about dysfunctional parenting and revenge fantasies developed into teen center anthems. After an 18-year break, the band is BACK actively writing and recording new material about the drug of nostalgia and illegal firework salesmen . They will play the old stuff too. Don’t worry. ... more

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